Interested in hiring me to create your logo? Design your magazine cover? Perhaps you’d simply like me to mow your lawn?
Well you’re in luck, buddy – through the wonders of web code, the form below will let you get in touch with me for exactly that. First it forwards to my web site’s master server, which then re-routes to my home email. Then my iPhone, the GPS in my car, my Roomba, and if all else fails, a small carrier pigeon flies through my bedroom window with your message tied to its leg.